Let's be real, white stays white only never. You already risk getting makeup on it while changing, then there's at least 10 hours of avoiding food stains during breakfast, lunch and dinner. Let's not forget to account for unforeseen stains from walking, driving, or simply sitting. It's a classic case of #firstworldproblems, but if you're lucky enough to make it home spotless, you've made it farther than 90% of your peers and deserve a large plate of juicy ribs.